兩個悲慘的女人!兩個悲慘的女人! Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 兩個女人在天堂聊天 1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda. 女一:嗨,我是汪達 2nd woman : Hi! 買屋網I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 女二:嗨,我是施爾維雅,妳怎麼死的呢 1st woman : I froze to death. 我凍死的 2nd woman : How horrible! 好可怕 1st woman : It 裝潢wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What! a! bout you? 也沒這樣糟!在冷的發抖之會場佈置後我感到溫暖與沉睡最後就平靜的死了 2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the 房屋買賣act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 我是因為心臟病死的,我 懷疑我 先生欺騙,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視 1st woman : So, 婚禮顧問what happened? 喔,那發生什麼事呢 2nd woman : I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. 我很確信一會場佈置定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找 I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the 酒店兼職beds. 我跑上頂樓找又下到地下室然後到每一個櫥櫃並查每一個床下 I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and f! in! ally I became so exhausted that I just 租房子keeled over with a heart attack and died. 我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了 1st woman : Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd 資產管理公司both still be alive. 太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著


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